Primal Wuss

Urabrask was overseeing the processes of the furnace layer of New Phyrexia when there was a flash of blue light. Urabrask turned around and saw a muscular man, wearing an old helmut.
"Urabrask, praetor of the furnaces of New Phyrexia?"
Urabrask stared at the man for a moment before he replied:
"I am."
"I am Garruk Wildspeaker," the man began, "and I've come looking for you."
Urabrask was surprised but he hid it from Garruk.
"I am one of the greatest hunters of the multiverse," Garruk began, " I've hunted the greatest beasts each world had to offer and I always showed my dominace."
Garruk grinned at Urabrask and said:
"I challenge you! I challenge you to put forth your most fearsome beast, that way I can show you that it is I who is to be feared."
Urabrask took a step back, comtemplating Garruk's challenge. He then looked up to Garruk and, in his gruff voice, said:
"Furnace Scamp!"
From behind Urabrask came a little four legged creature. The little Furnace Scamp was a black ashen color and was no bigger than a Cocker Spanial. It ran up to Garruk and began to bark at him. Garruk looked at the Furnace Scamp then back up to Urabrask and said:
"This is your most fearsome beast? I am offended by this! How dare you insult me like this! I can crush it under my foot!"
Garruk heard another one bark at him, then another, and another, and another. Garruk turned around and saw at least 100 more Furnace Scamps looking at him.
"Oh my....."
Garruk couldn't even finish his sentence before the scamps lept onto him, knocking him to the ground. As the scamps attacked, Garruk cried out:
"AHHHH! OWWWW! OUCHIE! Awww, the little one isn't getting any."
As the Furnace Scamps continued attacking Garruk, Urabrask went back to overseeing New Phyrexia's furnaces.